I told you I was trouble, you know that I’m no good.
hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this
Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.
i really needed this one tonight
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Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.
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A compilation of my favourite ‘countries’ posts. Continued compilations as asked for by anon.
It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that
aw, not everyone learned music; not knowing about it is
Thus the muses spake:
"JK you dealt kinda shittily with Dumbledore and other diversity aspects, so we’re gonna go ahead and fix this ourselves"
In other news A+ headcanons from the HP fandom.
My favourite recent thing is HP headcanons about a more diverse student body.
sqrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5
I smiled so wide.
No really. Watch this.
Ancient Chinese instrument, the sheng, which originated back in 1,100 BC, and it can perfectly replicate the music in Mario.
It even makes the coin noises.
I want a girl who gets up early.
I want a girl who stays up late.
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice,
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass.
The Buffalo Sabres have a dance-off (x)
“Okay your job is to keep the pandas in their pen.”
“And I get paid to do this.”
I like how the last one is all “Almost…almost…MOTHER FU-“
stay in the pen XD bamboo-for-brains baby
ARE YOU FU CKING SHITTING ME
If you had told me earlier today that this song could also be a warrior queen’s battle chant, I would have looked at you funny
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