To anyone who may be listening

I post about hockey and other stuff I find amusing. It's all queued, and no tags, bc I'm on mobile and refuse to deal with that.

weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

hoodiecap asked: Cap visits a school assembly and they have him lead the pledge of allegiance but "under God" wasn't added until he went under the ice so he doesn't know that part so he doesn't say it and the next day all the headlines say "CAPTAIN AMERICA FORGETS GOD" and FoxNews freaks out.

trionerd:

genuinewarmdecentfeeling:

bootycap:

oh my god