To anyone who may be listening

I post about hockey and other stuff I find amusing. It's all queued, and no tags, bc I'm on mobile and refuse to deal with that.

  • Valjean: After I suffered 19 years at Toulon, a sentence totally disproportionate to my crime...
  • Sweeney: After I suffered 15 years in Australia, a sentence given despite my never committing a crime...
  • Valjean: I thought I'd lost all faith in humanity.
  • Sweeney: I thought I'd lost all faith in humanity.
  • Valjean: And just when it seemed like I could finally start anew...
  • Sweeney: And just when it seemed like I could finally fulfill my goals...
  • Valjean: I was thrown into emotional turmoil at the world's kindness.
  • Sweeney: I was thrown into emotional turmoil at the world's bad timing.
  • Valjean: Now I'm hit by an epiphany.
  • Sweeney: Now I'm hit by an epiphany.
  • Valjean: I have to become a better person.
  • Sweeney: I have to kill motherfucking EVERYONE.

pittsburghpengwins:

Jagr sometimes would act as a part time receptionist in the Penguins offices during his 2nd season.  He’d answer fans’ questions, stuff like that.

His English wasn’t the best though and he never learned how to transfer calls.  Any time someone would ask him something he didn’t know how to answer, or there would be a situation that warranted him transferring the call, he’d just tell the caller to call back later and say “nobody here except a guy from Czecho”.

mylittleblackhawk:

alilawrence:

subtlelikeseabrook:

Posing naked with your hockey trophy is very Australian (Photo)
The Melbourne Mustangs of the Australian Ice Hockey League captured the Goodall Cup over their archrivals the Melbourne Ice on Sunday, the first title in franchise history. 
The celebration was expectedly raucous, the combination of championship elation and Australian birthright. There was booze, laughter, an ice bucket challenge and one of the more, ahem, stimulating postgame images we’ve seen from the Mustangs’ locker room.
Read the rest of the article here.

I’m just gonna leave this here

Remember that cute Aussie hockey player I posted a picture of a few weeks ago? I thought you guys might want to see more of him. Michael James, back up goalie for the Goodall Cup champions, the Melbourne Mustangs!

mylittleblackhawk:

alilawrence:

subtlelikeseabrook:

Posing naked with your hockey trophy is very Australian (Photo)

The Melbourne Mustangs of the Australian Ice Hockey League captured the Goodall Cup over their archrivals the Melbourne Ice on Sunday, the first title in franchise history. 

The celebration was expectedly raucous, the combination of championship elation and Australian birthright. There was booze, laughter, an ice bucket challenge and one of the more, ahem, stimulating postgame images we’ve seen from the Mustangs’ locker room.

Read the rest of the article here.

I’m just gonna leave this here

Remember that cute Aussie hockey player I posted a picture of a few weeks ago? I thought you guys might want to see more of him.

Michael James, back up goalie for the Goodall Cup champions, the Melbourne Mustangs!